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Public Service Announcement #4

No matter how many times I am waiting for the subway and pass a billboard where someone has blacked out one of the teeth on the poor Movie star, NY Tech Graduate, Trimspa user etc. whose face happens to appear on one of the million subway posters, making it appear as if they have a "missing" tooth - it will never, I repeat NEVER stop being funny.

A blacked out tooth is downright hilarious people. No getting around that.

Public Service Announcement #3

Ranch Wheat Thins. Like crack. Cannot. just. eat. handful. Must. eat. whole. box.

Public Service Announcement #2

Do not, under any circumstances leave your husband and child alone in the living room/dining room/play room/guest bedroom while you watch The Amazing Race in the other room because when you return you will find that your child, under the watchful eye of your husband, has renacted his cookie monster act by pretending to "eat" the hand cut letters that you painstakingly created for a book project that were lying on your desk and the remains will be scattered on the floor like dead carcasses in the desert and upon seeing said carnage you will become quite the engraged incredible hulk-like woman and your shirt will actually rip and shrink simultaniously with the growth of your new hulk muscles and you will mutter obscenities under your breath all the while running out of the room as fast as you can because it really isn't safe for anyone to be around a green, overflexed, angry scrapper.

Public Service Announcement #1

Flip flops + socks.

just. not. right.